SUBJECT 1

"OCTILLERY"

Something is genuinely wrong with him, and no one can find out what it is.

SUBJECT 2

"JOHN XINA"

This is what became of John Cena after he betrayed the west.

SUBJECT 3

"THE WOCK"

Dwayne Johnson has transformed into an asian version of himself.

SUBJECT 4

"MARILL THE HEDGEHOG"

Formerly had the Fairy type, and was replaced by the Electric type. He likes to say "mommy" in bed.